
- American SEO
- Create a website containing words 'searchengine' in its name. Talk about SEO until everybody considers you an expert. Afterwards, demand 5-digit prices for your 'add alt tags to images' advices.
- Russian SEO
- Create a hundred of doorways leading to fifty illegal mp3/cracks/erotic sites. Stuff them with endless popups leading to a dozen of half-legal erotic/mp3 sites. Redirect some clicks to lead to half a dozen perfectly legal online stores - either for referral bonus, or run the stores on your own.
- Turkish SEO
- Pick a niche. Subscribe to 30-40 middle-popularity blogs in that niche. Every day republish one of the posts you read in your blog, removing all the credentials. However, forget to check all the links in the post, accidentally linking back to the author and creating a backlink.
- Vietnamese SEO
- Find a blog template/widget/picture. Modify the copyright text to point to you instead of original author. Redistribute.
- Ukrainian SEO
- Create a website, claiming that you are a success story and everybody else are losers. Offer others to visit your trainings to learn to become a success story themselves. While doing this, look pathetic, so others in attempt to say 'just look at this idiot' will generate a bunch of links to you.
- Indian SEO
- Write a howto article, describing a trivial action (How to properly switch off your computer, for example). Repeat for every possible Google query.
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8 comments:
lol.. is this for real?
list you've made just inspired me so much, maybe i'll be like them one day, lol
April 5, 2009 at 12:53 AM
Thank you for your kind words, Radith :) I'm glad someone shares my sense of humor :)
April 5, 2009 at 1:41 AM
I'm also glad to meet you :) your wriing here is enjoyable :D both serous stuff and humor blend all together here, keep up the good work dude :D
April 6, 2009 at 10:54 AM
That's a funny post, a very nice read and so true... LOL...
July 21, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Now that's way funny and cute! Every country has a different opinion.
February 14, 2010 at 12:02 PM
atlanta seo training clearly sucks.
February 14, 2010 at 12:23 PM
LOl, very funny one, btw I am from India :)
October 2, 2010 at 1:52 PM
Lol, now that's funny but aptly accounts how things are.
March 26, 2011 at 5:30 AM
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